August 12, 2007
I'm going to show you everything you need to learn to tell and remember really funny jokes!
Have you ever been somewhere and wanted to tell a joke but just couldn't remember one?? OR have you ever felt a little uncomfortable or unsure about telling a joke? We all have. Well, one of the great things about this eBook is that it gives you a memory trick to finally remember those great jokes! Also, it teaches you how to find your humor style and learn great joke timing.
What memory trick will help you remember these great jokes?
It is a simple, but not widely known technique
of associating a picture with a joke. Everyone is aware that pictures
are easier to remember than words, which is why you always remember
a face but not always a name. The joke eBook gives you hundreds of
the most hilarious jokes and each joke is followed by a picture that
helps you remember the joke!
Not only do you receive over 150 of the greatest jokes I have ever heard, each with a picture that will help you remember them, but you also learn techniques on how to be a great joke teller! Yes, I will teach you the secrets to telling a great joke!
The eBook is titled "The Art Of Telling Great Jokes and Being Funny :-)" As the title suggests, this guide is for people interested in beng funny or learning how to tell funny jokes, and having a great time while doing it. There is a secret to being funny - ultimately you are funny when your humor is composed of good timing, a solid technique, excellent delivery and of course a number of hilarious jokes. This eBook gives you all of these and more!
You may be wondering, "Who is this guy that is trying to teach me how to tell a great joke?"
That is a good question.
Am I a comedian? No.
Am I a famous comedy writer? No.
Am I a clown for kids parties even? Nooo
(Thank goodness for the kid's sakes!)
My name is Craig Kirsner, and I am a regular person just like you. Except that I discovered a long time ago the secret to making people laugh, and you know that people love to laugh. My friends know me as the "funny guy" because I always have a great joke to tell and I keep people laughing... Sometimes with me, sometimes at me - but that's a different story! Everyone enjoys being around someone funny.
The eBook teaches you the techniques and timing to tell great jokes and also provides you with sure-fire jokes... not groaners!
Where did I get these jokes? For years I have been sending out an email every Friday known as"Friday Funnies" which has the best 2 to 3 jokes I receive all week. Each week I receive plenty of jokes, just like you - but only a few make it into the "Friday Funnies". Over the years, I have accumulated many jokes and I put the best of them together to create this eBook.
Every joke's punchline in the eBook is in italics, followed by a picture that will help you remember that joke.
The sooner you learn these techniques to telling great jokes and begin telling these jokes the better. Don't wait any longer, now is the time!
The eBook is in a downloadable PDF format, so you get instant access. It is full color with pictures after each joke to help you remember them. You can print the eBook or read it directly on your computer. You can buy the eBook using the secure shopping cart - click here to get the eBook now!
Here's a sampling of what you will learn in the eBook...
Click on the links below for a quick sneak peek inside the eBook. Each PDF page is extracted from the eBook and requires the Adobe Acrobat or free Adobe Reader web browser plugin for access. Please notice that each link only presents one page of the topic. The rest is in the full version of the eBook.
The eBook offers over 100 pages of jokes! All with pictures after each joke so you can finally remember the jokes! Plus you get another 32 pages of free bonuses as described below!
No matter how funny you are, you can always be funnier! The low price for this eBook is just a ONE-TIME low payment of only $9.99. That's less than the cost of dinner at your favorite restaurant.
Plus, you'll receive an unconditional, 90 day, 100% satisfaction, money back guarantee!
This basically means if you're unhappy with your purchase at anytime within the next 90 days you may receive a full refund.
But consider something of even greater importance...
What you really need to consider is what you're getting for your money - because it's more than just an eBook.
You are getting LIFELONG valuable knowledge that will provide you with the skills to be funny and charming to your friends and colleagues.
Now, in case you have any remaining doubts at all, I want to make it foolproof for you. You see, I completely guarantee your satisfaction!
So, here's my 90 day guarantee...
The truth is, you will NEVER have to worry about a refund.
Why not? Because once you actually apply the easy-to-use strategies and techniques explained in The Art Of Telling Great Jokes & Being Funny!, I'm confident you'll be delighted by the results you can attain.
And even if you decide to ask for a refund, you do not
have to worry about me running off with your money. I own and
manage a debt-free, cash-rich business.
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The Funniest Sites On The Internet
*Ever want to know the absolute funniest sites on the Internet? Well here they are including links to some videos you must see!
*5 pages of jokes to crack on your friends, and your friends' moms!
Great Blonde Jokes
*12 hilarious pages of great blonde jokes!
Now that I've shown you this risk-free way to be funny and charming using jokes...The next move is up to YOU to make.
If you've read this far, you know that you have a strong interest in being funny and charming. All that's left is to TAKE THE ACTION and do it!
Now is the time for action! Click the button below now...
I am ready to learn how be funny how to tell great jokes!
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I also agree that by buying this Manaul you are over the age of eighteen (18) as many of these jokes are politically incorrect.
Finally, I understand that my purchase is covered by your PERSONAL, RISK-FREE, NO-QUESTIONS-ASKED 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE, FOR 90 DAYS.
If I am not completely satisfied within the first 90 days, I may request and get a full refund, ANYTIME, no-questions-asked.
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You can also feel good knowing that 10% of all profits go to a Miami, Florida charity to feed the homeless (CPA audited).
In today's uncertain world, humor is a proven way to win people over using charm, wit and timing. Everyone needs to make more friends and break the ice with new friends and colleagues and leaving your "funny-bone" to chance is not the best plan of action. You need more than that. You need real world, tested and proven, actionable strategies and techniques, and tools.
Get the eBook today. You will not regret it.
Miami Beach, Florida, USA.
P.S. Are you still skeptical? I fully understand. So then, let me add something extra special to sweeten the deal. Get the eBook today and I'll throw in complimentary LIFETIME UPDATES! Whenever the eBook is updated, you'll receive a complimentary copy. It's yours ABSOLUTELY FREE, but only if you get the eBook TODAY!
P.P.S. Lastly, even if you ask for a refund ANYTIME within the next 90 days... even if it's on the very last day of the guarantee period... you will receive it promptly, with no questions asked.
I look forward to you being funny and a great joke teller!